I'm not a doctor

lots of things

2008-01-26T15:21:52Z

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I have a lot to do now.

~~Oh god, Hestia.~~

I'm coming over after our date to reinforce the wards on your house.

I saw Antonin Dolohov's dark mark tonight while on patrol. He used the Cruciatus Curse as well. Do what you will with the information, sir.

I ran into Dolohov last night while on patrol around Knockturn Alley. We got into a bit of a scuffle. He's got the dark mark on his arm. I pulled up his sleeve and saw it for myself.

I'm fairly sure he suspects me of being in the Order...not even suspects, I think he knows. I'm sure he's run off to tell the people with brains what he's discovered. Anyone who is close to me or who has been seen talking with me will probably make the Death Eaters' list too.

I'm sorry I screwed up, everyone. I'm writing this as a warning. Charm and ward your homes and the homes of your family. If you can, find them a safe house. We should probably start doing our Order-stuff in pairs too.

dammit!

2008-01-05T23:18:10Z

I was talking to this bloke about a book, don't really remember which book he wanted and maybe that's why I've never been employee of the month, anyway, I was talking to him and he said his name was Courtney.

Compared to 'Courtney', I think Caradoc is actually a pretty butch name. My Mum and Dad call me Doc and I thought that was totally embarrassing until I met Courtney. He says he has a brother named Prudence. Looking back on it, he was probably just messing with my head.

Something terrible happened. Something went really wrong. How did we miss this? Why couldn't we prevent Riley's death? We're all so...professional and aware and even I do my job, so how could anyone slip by us and do this to a friend? Especially with Fabian right there, I mean, he's in the Order! He's with us!

It's just too close for comfort. Not to say that Riley dying isn't sad and horrible and that I didn't cry for hours when I found out, because I did and it was awful and now I'm hiccuping like I'm five. I hope somebody cries like that for me when I die. ~~I have a feeling~~

I sneezed four times in a row before Riley died. Just like when Grandpa dropped dead on the kitchen floor, and how I sneezed four times in a row hours before that. Just like when Mum was sacked from her job and that morning I sneezed four times before she left for work. Just like when Mum and Dad got divorced, the night before they told all of us I sneezed four times in a row and that morning Mum left Dad.

If I bothered to take Divination I would have passed.

I was looking through a photo album yesterday and sneezed four times in a row when I saw a picture of all of us in the Order together.

Something bad is going to happen to me us. ~~I don't want to die a virgin.~~

I'm supposed to go on patrol tonight. Stupid Order.

I drove all night to get to you, is that all right?

2007-12-21T05:57:28Z

'lo, Hestia.

I was going to write back to you in scribbles, but I actually went out of my way to have that Welsh stuff translated so I wouldn't feel like a complete idiot trying to read your note. So, Merry Christma, Hestia.

I love you.

Caradoc

P.S. It's an ice cream crank! If you hadn't figured that out, of course. So you can make ice cream when I'm not around, and give yourself hunky arms while you're doing it.

Thinking of you and homicidal snowmen,
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"

All the best,
Caradoc

order!

2007-11-26T22:04:04Z

Um...hey. I can't believe I got this to work. Seriously cool. This monkey is totally talking to you in my voice right now.

Anyway, in case you haven't heard there was a riot at the Ministry. I don't know if anyone else was hurt, but Kingsley's been cut up bad. I mean really bad too. It was them, the Death Eaters. It had to have been.

I'm sticking around the Ministry for now, but I think we'll need an impromptu meeting.

Caradoc-monkey out!

eeehooohoooo

2007-11-09T23:00:32Z

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She loves me!

I don't even care if I was hexed at last night and had almost all the hair on one side of my head singed off! She loves me! And hair grows back!

Or at least she thinks she loves me, but hell, I've been in love with her for so long she could have said, "I kinda sorta love you" and I would still be ecstatic!

Points for me for getting a grope in a castle.

Alright then. Why are are all these Muggleborn children going missing? I have a guess as to who could possibly be behind this. Just a (BRILLIANT) guess though.

(I'll give you a hint, he thinks he's like Jesus, has more apostles than the J-man, and his name rhymes with Shmoldeport.)

That's really just not cool.

testing 1 2 3, can anybody hear me?

2007-08-25T02:55:21Z

PEOPLE.

I LIVE.

But just barely thanks to a group of a-holes who decided that they didn't like me or my (half blooded) kid sister hanging around their turf at Diagon Alley.

A. Holes. The lot of them.

You know who you are. Next time the ice cream cone's going down your trousers, NOT MINE.

docdearly @ 2007-04-29T21:58:00

2007-04-30T02:11:34Z

Everything suuuucks. That huge fight thing was all my fault and stuff is still bad, isn't it? Professor Cutti isn't even coming back, and that was my best class. ...and not because I'm part Muggle. ...maybe. A little. OK, so it is because I'm part Muggle, but whatever.

The future is a scary thing.

Can we talk? Somewhere private? This is about nothing bad, I swear, I just want to talk. Chit chat. Gab. Shoot the breeze. Gossip.

etc.

It's just that I've been doing a lot of thinking, but thinking out loud with someone else just works out so much better.

docdearly @ 2007-04-14T10:14:00

2007-04-14T14:14:50Z

what have I done?

2007-04-07T15:30:20Z

~~oops.~~

Little help?

a little bit of random

2007-03-27T14:52:16Z

I saw a boy with a green and silver tie push a girl with a scarlet and gold tie this morning. She fell right down the stairs. Well. Ok. So there were only five stairs to left to fall down, but still. I had to take her to the hospital wing.

She said he called her...that word. You know the one. She looked really upset, not to mention she bumped her noggin kind of hard from the fall.

The point of this story is that noggin-bumping and name calling should be left to children still in primary school, not to thirteen-year-olds. Also, all you green-and-silver-tie-wearing kids (and some not wearing those colours) ought to think before you speak before something worse happens than a girl falling down five steps.

oooooutside!

2007-03-14T21:48:53Z

Dear baby Jesus,

Thank you for letting me live long enough to kiss Hestia Jones. She's still pretty even when covered in slimy boogies and sneezing on me.

Also thanks for creating those lollipops that turn your tongue the colour blue. That is just fucking brilliant.

crap.

Baby Jesus, when you get a little older I'll tell you what that naughty word means. Until then, please don't let your father know I said the f-work around you. I'll get struck by lightening or something.

All the best,
Caradoc

After the sick went away the cold hit and I had to stay indoors. NOT SO ANYMORE, HA HA, TAKE THAT OUTSIDE!

Seriously though, this weather is bloody fantastic. The sun and the warm and the awesome! Yeah. I know. Perfect for picking daisies and playing Quidditch (or is that playing Quidditch and then picking daisies?) Speaking of ~~daises~~ manly sport, when's the spring season kicking off?

Because you know all you other teams are going down this year. Uh huh. It's true.

I picked you some flowers, but then Hagrid's dog ate them when I went to pet him. And then he drooled on my sleeve.

You can have some dog dribble if you'd like?

I'd rather just kiss your face a little.